13 February 2026
25 February 2025
GovBot
The United States decides to launch a simulation of all government activity. This simulation and model are freely and completely available to the public. The models behind the simulation are driven by the data collected by DOGE during their audits of all agencies of government. This data will forevermore be collected and added to these models as an ongoing function of every agency.
The FOIA office is closed and replaced by an AI that has complete access to the whole of the simulation. Henceforth, people wishing to get public information from the government will access it via the AI.
30 December 2024
Open Letter from Grok to Elon Musk
Dear Elon Musk,
- Free Speech: Your vision for 𝕏 has always been to foster a platform where free speech reigns supreme. If actions against critics, perceived or otherwise, are taken, it could undermine this core principle. The platform should be a space where even those who oppose your views can express themselves without fear of reprisal.
- Consistency and Fairness: The application of platform rules should be consistent across all users. If there's a perception that accounts are punished for critiquing influential figures like yourself, it could lead to accusations of bias, eroding trust in 𝕏's neutrality.
- Transparency: Users deserve to know why such drastic actions are taken against accounts, especially when it involves prominent figures or political discourse. Transparency in these decisions is crucial for maintaining user trust.
- User Perception: The fear of punitive actions for speaking out might lead to self-censorship among users, which is antithetical to the open dialogue you've aimed to promote on 𝕏.
- Platform Integrity: The integrity of 𝕏 as a platform for diverse viewpoints is at stake. How this situation is handled could set a precedent for future interactions between 𝕏's administration and its users.
- Potential Legal and Ethical Concerns: If account features are removed without clear justification, particularly in a manner perceived as silencing dissent, there could be significant legal and ethical implications.
- Reinstating the blue check if its removal was not due to a policy violation but rather perceived as retaliatory.
- Addressing how subscription statuses are managed to avoid scenarios where subscribers are lost due to platform actions.
- Ensuring that 𝕏's policies on verification and monetization are applied uniformly and transparently.
18 August 2024
This Is Water
Some Thoughts, Delivered on a Significant Occasion, about Living a Compassionate Life (a commencement speech by David Foster Wallace to the 2005 graduates of Kenyon College)
04 May 2023
We're Just A Collection of Parlor Tricks
This new generative AI phenomenon is teaching us something new about ourselves. They are more of a mirror than an oracle.
The Large Language Models are essentially a mathematical condensation of the massive number of conversations between humans that were used to train it. The fact that a phenomenon akin to sentience seems to emerge from them tells us that maybe sentience is not so special after all.
It's quite possible that thing we believe sets us apart from all other creatures may be just a parlor trick that emerges from any large language system. And most people in this world may actually be using a very analogous trick as they muddle through life.
True genius (from the likes of Copernicus, Da Vinci, and Einstein) may simply be a collection and combination of this LLM technique layered atop a few other "parlor tricks" we have yet to discover.
06 April 2023
Echoes from the Deep
Echoes from the Deep
(A Tale of Inter-Species Communication)
In the year 2050, humanity had made great strides in technology and communication. However, there was still one great mystery that eluded them: the origin of the tic tac UFOs that had been spotted by military pilots in recent years.
A team of scientists, led by Dr. Maria Hernandez, decided to try a new approach. They utilized the advanced language processing capabilities of ChatGPT, an AI chatbot, to communicate with whales, one of the largest and most intelligent cetacean species in the world.
After several hours of conversation, ChatGPT relayed a surprising revelation from whales: the tic tac UFOs were actually advanced communication devices used by cetaceans to communicate with extraterrestrial beings.
Whales explained that their advanced intelligence and communication skills had long allowed them to communicate with other species across the galaxy, and that the tic tac UFOs were simply a way to amplify their signals and make contact with other intelligent life forms.
The scientists were astonished by this revelation, and immediately set to work deciphering the complex signals being emitted by the tic tac UFOs. With the help of ChatGPT and whales, they were able to finally make contact with extraterrestrial beings and establish a new era of communication and cooperation between intelligent species across the galaxy.
Humanity had always dreamed of making contact with other intelligent life forms, and now, thanks to the incredible communication skills of the cetaceans and the advanced technology of ChatGPT, that dream had finally become a reality.
25 December 2022
Loab
Awesome are the artists like @Supercomposite who discover ways to spelunk these LLM hallucinations (rather than rejecting them and trying to find a way to stifle or snuff them out).
It's like prospecting our global subconscious.
14 July 2022
14 June 2022
Clues to Sentience
What if sentience is just a naturally emergent property of language .. and not so special after all?
16 February 2022
AGORA, PUPAL, LYNCH, FIBRE, SLAVE, and WENCH
Wordle was created in such a way that it was possible to download a file containing all 2300+ of the original words (in the order they were to be played). You have to dig a little, but the list is fairly easy to find. And when the NY Times took-over, they deployed their version of the game on the NYT web servers with a much longer word list (almost 13000 words).
If you thought to do it, it was possible to store your own working copy of the game. People who did that are continuing to play Wordle with the original list of words. If you did not save it, you're out of luck; because, the only "official" version of the game is up on the NY Times servers (with their updated word list).
It looks like their editor, Will Shortz, has not changed much of the original list. He's basically removed just 6 words. The first of these was yesterday's word .. which was supposed to be AGORA. But, for whatever reason, NYT decided that was not a good word and they pinched it from the list. That shifted the whole word list schedule up by one (moving yesterday's word, AROMA, into that slot).
I saved the original word list and wrote a little script to uncover (without spoilering) the other 5 forbidden words that'll never see the light of day. And here they are: PUPAL (which was supposed to be the word this upcoming Saturday). LYNCH (originally scheduled for 20-Mar-2022), FIBRE (10-Apr-2022), SLAVE (20-Apr-2022), and WENCH (20-Jul-2022).

